Necrotongue

Ballerina had the potential to shine much brighter, but the Korean creators seemed to get lost in meaningless scenes instead of injecting more wild action, a livelier pace, and better camera work. While the story didn't break new ground – revenge journeys are a dime a dozen – I found the main heroine likable in her laconic demeanor, and the decent kill count kept things interesting, despite the often sluggish pace. Still, these elements weren't enough to earn a rating higher than three stars. However, I was pleased by the absence of unnecessary melodrama. In that regard, the creators made a wise choice, making it all the more disappointing that they faltered in other areas. / Lesson learned: Don't go running down corridors with a chainsaw revving.

Sadly, this thriller lacked tension, which is a crucial element for the genre. It was actually the romantic subplot that held the most weight for me, especially with Alexandra Masangkay's compelling portrayal as an incredibly charming Filipino character. Despite some captivating moments, the overall tension was lacking, and while the action sequences were visually appealing, they didn't quite hit the mark. However, delving into the workings of secret services added an intriguing layer, shedding light on how various secret organizations can make life miserable for people who are deemed inconvenient. Overall, the film failed to meet my expectations, delivering a lukewarm and somewhat dull experience. / Lesson learned: Having a webcam at home might just save the day.

Right from the start, the opening music felt like a blow to the head, setting the tone for what would become a series of disappointments. Once again, Netflix stuck to its formula, introducing a gay character that made my eyes roll harder than a medieval cartwheel. The plot stumbled through logical gaps, Albion felt strangely condensed (or maybe someone was using teleportation?), and key characters seemed to vanish into thin air. The fourth and fifth seasons pale in comparison to the series' former glory, and this one feels like the final nail in the coffin. / Lesson learned: Don't expect miracles, brace yourself for disappointment.