Never the Twain

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UK, (1981–1991), 27 h 55 min (Length: 25 min)

Creators:

Johnnie Mortimer

Screenplay:

Johnnie Mortimer

Cast:

Donald Sinden, Windsor Davies, Derek Deadman, Teddy Turner, Maria Charles, Zara Nutley, Honor Blackman, Shirley Anne Field, Sally Watts, Peter Cellier (more)
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Seasons(11) / Episodes(67)

Plots(1)

Simon Peel and Oliver Smallbridge are not the easiest of neighbours. Simon is a blue blooded Oxbridge snob while Oliver is a former barrowboy with a chip on his shoulder - the only things they have in common is their ownership of rival antique shops, and a willingness to stoop to endless lengths to do the other down. But when Simon’s son and Oliver’s daughter begin to show more than a passing interest in each other, what was a mutual cold war rapidly turns into something decidedly hotter! Starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies as two curmudgeonly antique dealers, Never the Twain rapidly became one of Thames Television’s most popular comedies. (Via Vision Entertainment)

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Episodes (67)

Families at War (S01E01)

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Of Meissen Men (S01E02)

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A Night at the Opera (S01E03)

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A Matched Pair (S01E04)

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Nothing But the Truth (S01E05)

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Father of the Groom (S01E06)

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Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed? (S02E01)

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As Young as You Feel (S02E02)

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A Woman's Place... (S02E03)

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Blood Brothers (S02E04)

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If You Knew Susan (S02E05)

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The More We Are Together (S02E06)

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Taking Stock (S03E01)

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Partners (S03E02)

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A Nose for Quality (S03E03)

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The End of the Line (S03E04)

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The Welsh Connection (S03E05)

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Not on the Same Wavelength (S03E06)

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A Home of Your Own (S04E01)

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The Royal Connection (S04E02)

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Words and Music (S04E03)

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No Flame Like an Old Flame (S04E04)

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Loves' Neighbours' Lost (S04E05)

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Come Fly with Me (S04E06)

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In Whom We Tryst (S05E01)

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Going Going Gone (S05E02)

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Thicker Than Water (S05E03)

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Kung Who (S05E04)

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Reading Between the Lines (S05E05)

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Definitely Not Cricket (S05E06)

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Feed a Cold (S06E01)

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Going to Pot (S06E02)

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Love Is a Many-Splendoured Thing (S06E03)

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A Night to Remember (S06E04)

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The Battle of Deveraux Dale (S06E05)

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Affairs of the Heart (S06E06)

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Settled Out of Court (S07E01)

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The Wagers of Sin (S07E02)

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Betrothed, Bothered and Bewildered (S07E03)

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The Second Time Around (S07E04)

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Born to Blush Unseen (S07E05)

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Fasten Your Seat Belts (S07E06)

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Grandfathers-in-Law (S08E01)

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Nursery Times (S08E02)

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Whose Baby? (S08E03)

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Never Say Die (S08E04)

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Moving On (S08E05)

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It's a Long Way to Friern Barnet (S08E06)

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Just the Ticket (S09E01)

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A Point of Honour (S09E02)

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A New Lease of Life (S09E03)

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Aspects of Love (S09E04)

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Neighbours (S09E05)

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Bonjour Paris (S09E06)

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A Winter's Tale (S09E07)

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X Marks the Spot (S10E01)

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S.W.A.L.K. (S10E02)

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Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (S10E03)

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Happy Holiday (S10E04)

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There But for the Grace of God (S10E05)

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A Car by Any Other Name (S10E06)

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Viva Espana (S11E01)

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The Best Laid Plans (S11E02)

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Born Again (S11E03)

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There Goes the Bride (S11E04)

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Two Fools and Their Money (S11E05)

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The First of the Queue (S11E06)

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