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Jupiter Ascending (2015) 

English A fairy tale about how silly Honza saves a passive princess, shot from the princess's point of view. The things that are perceived as negatives here are what I enjoyed most about Jupiter Ascending. First and foremost are the erratic plot dynamics, which, while defying any precepts about how to build, structure, and develop a story, nevertheless make the development of the entire adventure quite unpredictable. They say it lacks humor. How can anyone say that about a film where in one scene we are told that the protagonist hasn't been stung by a bee in her entire life because she’s royalty, which bees can always tell, and in the next scene we’re told that Channing Tatum is the result of a cross between a wolf and a human who had his synthetic angel wings taken away as punishment? Rather, what I see behind the critical and financial debacle of Jupiter Ascending (besides being sunk by Warner’s lack of promotion and ill-timed theatrical release) is a situation where all media space has been filled with established sci-fi franchises from Star Trek to Marvel to Star Wars, and the auteur's (sic cheesy and semi-retarded) vision of an original space opera could not compete in this space with the established brands, their mammoth marketing, and the full-tilt industry accompanying it.

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The Matrix Revolutions (2003) 

English Revolutions, while retaining most of the ills of the second installment, quite adeptly reduces their intensity. The digital sequences now primarily involve clashes of dirty metal, which is easier to animate and thus doesn't take away from the intensity of the Battle of Zion with mangled CGI. Plus the exoskeletons are really cool. The dialogue here is aware that we're about to close up shop, so it's finally going somewhere. Oh, and the Zion Respect Festival scenes are thankfully pretty strictly limited to war sequences in industrial dock settings. But why five stars? In Revolutions, The Matrix has finally managed to conclude a truly ultimate cyberpunk masterpiece (or rather, esocyberpunk masterpiece) and has stopped dodging the fact that the only options are that reality is nothing or that reality is everything. Codes are reformatted into atoms, minds create matter, all as a result of electrical connections between neural systems. It's all about electricity. The Matrix is actually a bit of an anti-humanist series, telling us how humanity's only goal is to destroy the machines, while the machines' main goal is to adapt to humanity, which makes them undergo more than just one problem, including fatal ones.

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The Matrix Reloaded (2003) 

English When the Wachowski duo put together the first Matrix, their main motivation was to bring the visual forms of Eastern anime and fighting movies into a feature-length whole and a different setting. Thus, they had to create a script that would be able to incorporate all the elements of these films in a meaningful way into a Western pop culture setting. In so doing, they allowed an alternative computer world to emerge, within which time and space can be bent in every possible way to create a new perception of familiar situations for the viewer. The first Matrix was released at exactly the right time. At the end of the static period of the "end of history", when the workings of the world's systems seemed unthinkable, the rigid organizations of the powerful unbreakable, and the only thing moving forward was computing, creating a brand new communications environment as an alternative to that unchanging real environment. Thus, the original film succeeded not only because of a well-written script, a well-delivered macrocosm, or a rewriting of genre conventions, but also because it came at the best possible time. Had it been made in 1994, when it was written, it's possible that it would have been nothing more than a Strange Days-type underground cult today. ________ This soaring introduction is necessary for understanding why The Matrix Reloaded looks the way it does, and why it also features a completely unbelievably cretinous parody of a script. It's no use obscuring the fact that after the monumental success of the original Matrix, the Wachowskis started to think quite highly of themselves. And no wonder. Listening to the mouth-to-mouth odes from all quarters about what visionaries, philosophers, and mouthpieces of your generation you are would influence even the most impenetrable solipsist. When this sense of self-aggrandizement meets unlimited creative resources, The Matrix Reloaded is the most glaring example of completely understandable... uh, huh huh.... causality. The Wachowskis continued to insist on creating a never-before-seen visual spectacle while at the same time creating a massive philosophical work that would suck in all schools of thought and religion like a sponge and place them in different contexts. From a screenwriting point of view, then, it's a total disaster. The film consists almost entirely of monologues, which mostly try very clumsily to pass as dialogue. Whereas these only serve to take the film from one visual episode to another. The result often seems to be that one character meets another character who has some information needed to move the plot along. First, however, there must be a virtually uninterrupted lecture on some aspect of the Matrix universe. After that, in two sentences, the character learns what must happen in order for the plot to move forward. With the monologue scenes themselves spanning the quality spectrum – from the amazing anti-climax of The Architect, where I devoured every word, to the mind-numbing wtf scenes with Persephone, maybe written by a child. ________ The problem with Zion: the Matrix shits completely in its own mouth with the Zion scenes, because its strength thus far has been in young disconnected malcontents hacking into an artificial, machine-controlled world to destroy it from within and free the people connected to it. Suddenly, though, we find ourselves in a situation where the "free people" are actually the old world who care about nothing less than guarding their threshing floors from their enemies, while everyone there lives in some industrial paraphrase of suburban houses, goes shopping, and still looks terribly bourgeois thanks to the fact that they're all sporting threads from Sanu Babu. I guess I get the design idea, where in the last gasp of humanity at the Earth's core, everyone is dressed in tribalism and Africanism, but there's nothing to be done, it looks really, really incredibly idiotic. About as idiotic as a normal Zion press conference ending with a rave between lava pools (sic!). Which, by the way, Trinity dressed up so nicely for only to have Neo bring her home again immediately after her arrival, where he did her missionary style, prematurely ejaculated, and cried while doing it. Anyway, at least the elaboration of the Morpheus myth, where this infallible mentor of the first installment pays in the second installment like Zion's answer to Jaroslav Dušek, where while everyone is counting guns before the invasion, he's gotten some myth about the Chosen One out of a crossword puzzle he keeps annoying everyone with, is quite amusing. ________ Last item: the spectacle. The Wachowskis were absolutely obsessed with the idea of coming up with something never before seen in the movies for the second installment. They not only had at their backs the shadow of the effects innovation of the second installment but they also couldn't ignore the rapid technical advancement that LOTR had overcome audiences with. At the same time, they had themselves fallen under the spell of the very rapidly advancing CGI possibilities, where what was utterly unthinkable three years ago was now just about render speed. In this blank-check special effects euphoria, where the only limit was not to do anything that had already been done, they created sequences that, while truly unparalleled in terms of choreography, imagination, and framing, showed how terribly fast and comically digital technology can get old. When you’re watching a film today (2021) where digital characters fight who seem graphically stuck in a 2010 video game, and the film isn't afraid to shoot them in full light and enormous slow motion (!), you almost wonder if a pre-production rip of the film has made its way to you. What’s more, the film otherwise suffers quite a bit from a certain general "sloppiness", with me spotting the film crew several times in all sorts of reflections (those glasses are a plague, sure), the digital characters occasionally blurring textures (the virtual Smith suffers quite a lot from this, his hair falling through the collar of his shirt at the back of his neck, that would be the first thing I'd yell at the Architect in the Q&A if I were Neo), and I was downright annoyed when the film's spotlight shone completely openly on the characters in two scenes.

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Bound (1996) 

English The sharp zooms on actors and objects, the camera passing through walls, the macro shots on objects, and the flying lenses around static characters – sure, the trademarks are there. After all, by the time Bound was made, the script for The Matrix had already been turned over to Jon Silver, so this film was meant to serve as a testament to the Wachowskis' abilities. Beyond that, I was particularly taken with the claustrophobic framing of the shots and the Lynchian feel of the mafia's inner world of strange men in suits, moving from black cars to mysterious apartments, with the promise of extreme violence in tow. When people have sex here, they have a lot of it; when they cut, they cut terribly. And the camera zooms in and out around them. If the central duo hadn't overacted so crazily, I'd go all in. (Or rather, with Jennifer Tilly, I know that's just her acting method, but Gershon, with her constant theatrics, reminds me of someone from a 90s music video where she can't express herself with words, only with theatrical positions)

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Sound of Metal (2019) 

English It's lures you in by pretending to be something it's not, since there's virtually no metal music going on here. Somehow we initially wade through some quality sludge that comes from the musical project Jucifer, who were originally the protagonists of an unfinished documentary from Marder with the same theme as this. Sound of Metal is mainly about the problem of a former drug addict who managed to reformat his addictive tendencies into the intense music that a hearing impairment has now taken from him, and thus his struggle not to fall back into his old vices. Sic halfway through it gets a bit bogged down in the classic clichés about someone who didn't want something at first but then tried it and after a while found that it was actually good, so even though the setting the film explores is portrayed believably (it's clear from the concert scenes that Marder is no stranger to alternative foreign filth, and in the therapeutic compound we're again surrounded by their real inhabitants) and it's well acted. I've been passively watching Riz Ahmed almost since his acting beginnings, and I'm delighted to see him finally getting roles that require more than just a freaky Arab, and especially how perfectly he can handle them.

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Nomadland (2020) 

English These are the people I want to watch, these are the stories I'm interested in, this is the face of the USA I want to explore. A semi-documentary ode to one of the last avatars of the original American idea, where we meet (with two exceptions) a whole range of real old-school nomads (as that term has been discredited by the bourgeois trend of "digital nomads") whose integrity makes it virtually impossible for them to act badly because they're just being themselves and the film doesn't put them in situations they don't know. In general, there's a great sense of humility from Chloé Zhao in this film, because just from how natural everyone involved seems you can tell that she must have been moving among them for some time, very subtly, until they got used to her presence and the camera. Otherwise there’s almost no point in talking about McDormand, the actress is absolutely incredible and along with the likes of Helen Mirren or Jennifer Jason Leigh demonstrates the power of ageing proudly.

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I Care a Lot (2020) 

English It’s pretty much a slam dunk by the halfway point since the central pensioner scam is a believably foul business, the plot unravels slowly and suspensefully, Peter Dinklage has a great accent and charisma, and Rosamund Pike successfully makes progress in her acting struggle not to come across as a living being. Plus, it has an interesting unspoken subplot at the start about there being a skeleton crew of women in executive positions across the system who look out each other and watch each other's backs in various types of semi-legal trouble. Once the cards are laid on the table, it knocks itself down a few times, stops making sense, and starts peppering us with one tendentious cliché after another. In bullet points (spoilers): 1) the film outright states several times that this will be a conflict of different ways of solving problems, i.e. the fear and brutal violence the mafia antagonist works with versus the cunning and outwitting of the system within it, which is the protagonist's domain. In the end, however, she achieves victory by electrifying the antagonist's security guard with tasers and then drugging him and leaving him dumped in the woods, thus achieving victory over him by his own means, in exact opposition to what she has convinced us of so far 2) Rosamund Pike's character here comes across as a clichéd Strong Woman (TM). To support her, the film thus puts her in situations where a dirty redneck in a red baseball cap threatens to rape her. I find this translation of the Twitter mindset into the medium of film extremely annoying 3) the film is shot in such a way that it could take place practically anywhere there are a few houses, as the camera doesn't take up any space at all and we mostly watch static focused faces in a narrow focus strip with a completely blurred background. Most of the semi-closeups and closeups of faces look like something out of a corporate annual report. 4) When the film does dare to go all in with everything and familiarize us with the space where the scene takes place, for some reason some places are completely nonsensically lit in purple or red, for example, and there's a turquoise light shining out of the windows of a normal apartment building that no one really shines at home. This isn't the first contemporary film where I've seen this, and I'd like someone to explain why they’re doing this to me.

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Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006) 

English Well, at least the existence of the Donner cut helps calm the wild theories about how the evil studio took away the young auteur's uncompromising vision in favor of simple-minded family entertainment. Both versions are exactly the same, frankly. Knowing both cuts, however, we can at least study the clash of two completely different directorial approaches – Donner's dynamic, postmodern, New Hollywood approach and Lester's thoroughly old-fashioned one, referring in its three-camera method to the Hollywood of the 1950s and early 1960s. The absence of the terrible sequences from Paris or from Niagara Falls, which Lester is behind, will be the biggest take-away value of this cut. Otherwise, the second volume remains a lazily written dud that languishes mainly due to bad bad guys and the resulting dysfunctional spectacle. When we were watching Superman face natural disasters and human casualties in the first volume, we were aware of his abilities and powers on familiar elements. As he struggles in slow-motion with three personified archetypes of evil (the lust for power, the lust for violence, the lust for suffering), he runs up against the limits of the technology of the time. Superman II wasn't a good film in either version, but knowing both cuts, it at least offers an interesting insight into the clash between a young and classic directorial vision. And you can at least say goodbye here through some previously unreleased scenes with the nonetheless awfully cute duo of Christopher Reeve and Margot Kidder.

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Assassins (1995) 

English This is so beautifully, wonderfully stupid it's irresistible. The Wachowskis shot Joel Silver's script for this along with the script for The Matrix, and got mega bucks for each. This one was then rewritten for them by Helgeland at the request of Donner, who wanted to lighten it up and tone it down (script-doctoring was his Hollywood specialty). He succeeded so well that the Wachowskis did their best to have their names cut from the credits, but to no avail. From what I've figured out, the rewrite dumped the love sequence between Moore and Stallone (thank fucking God) and yet the final moronic twist was added (why the fuck?!). It's actually interesting to find the various details here already pointing to the fact that the dough has already been kneaded for one of the most important cinematic events ever. One of the heroes is a hacker nicknamed Electra, and the final contrivance with the sunglasses probably didn't fit the adventures of the crew of the Nebuchadnezzar either. There seems to have been some effort at this point to assign Banderas his typical shooting stance from Desperado where, usually ambidextrous, he fires his pistols in a manner that looks more like he's trying to throw the whole gun. This style of his, however, doesn't really fit into the cleaned-up, glassy 90s interiors, and it looks awfully clunky there. One of Donner's specialties emerges in this late-era Donner, and that's his ability to scoop the worst possible acting handfuls (kids, animals, Sylvester Stallone, Bill Murray, Marlon Brando) onto his shoulders and survive.

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Le Rêve de Bobby (1992) 

English Richard Donner was not only the director, but the producer on almost all of his films. This was partly because he served as a reliable broker of ambitious scripts, which he expertly rewrote into a workable form. He ripped apart a six-hundred-page script by one Mario Puzo for Superman, gutted the script for the Dickens adaptation Scrooged, and completely rewrote Shane Black's original script for Lethal Weapon. He probably killed some bold creative visions in the process (and the original ending of Lethal Weapon, for example, in which a drug-laden plane was supposed to crash into the Hollywood sign while snowing all of Los Angeles with cocaine, involving Sinatra's "Let it Snow", is just a shame), but in doing so he probably made sure that some of the stories were filmed at all. He was called to Radio Flyer after the studio was very unhappy with the results of the shoot so far, which was entrusted to screenwriter and first-time director David M. Evans. He was originally given the director's chair, along with a huge fee, due to the fact that this particular script of his was the subject of a tug-of-war between Warner and Columbia, as representatives from both studios were completely crazy about it. The victorious Columbia then pulled the chair out from under him and gave the job to the veteran Donner, who cast his signature spell, i.e. rewrote the entire script, fired anyone he didn't like (including the entire original cast), reduced the number of special effects sequences, and increased the budget by almost 100%. So Evans' directing credit is misplaced here, in my opinion, because we don't see his work reflected in the final product. ___ The film's resulting commercial and critical failure, in my opinion, came from the film's inability to fully decide between being a suburban kid feel-good film (feel-good scenes of childhood games, comedic moments) or a sad depiction of domestic violence from a child's perspective. Given how sensitive American society is to the subject of violence against children, the resulting flop is understandable. Personally, I also find classic 80's boyhood adventures like E.T. etc. quite depressing, so I wasn't shocked in the slightest; on the contrary, I admired how carefully the bleakness of the environment in which the titular kids grow up is portrayed this time around. As in most other films of this type, they come from financially struggling families who have no time for them because of work, and their adventures are based on having nothing at home themselves, so they have no choice but to explore their surroundings and give things a new context. Radio Flyer, however, comes up with an innovative (and absolutely perfect) element where that childhood angle and context is actually transformed into reality at the end. For a grounded audience, there could be no lesser satisfaction, but those who are aware that the truth must never get in the way of a good story will have no trouble accepting that reality must never get in the way of saving a life. Cinephile shorthand: if you like Blow-Up, you can't not like this movie.