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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship. (official distributor synopsis)

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lamps 

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English Ted is the kind of light-hearted overseas entertainment of this century, it doesn’t address even the most basic social issues, it doesn’t worry about what is possible and what is not, and it doesn’t involve the viewer in any moral lessons. It's true that the proven phrase "friendship above all else" is mentioned too often, but MacFarlane always pulls it off in such a delicate way that I had to laugh out loud every time, only to quickly realise that I've seen it somewhere else before. No, Ted is first and foremost a bold blast of crazy jokes, gags and sometimes even a bit of raunchy humour, but it feels so ordinary in the performances of the two main characters that the downright embarrassing moments are rather scarce. Mark Wahlberg is likeable, Mila Kunis is gorgeous, and Ted himself is hilarious – an equal social being in the eyes of the other characters, and, in the eyes of the audience, a unique product of the postmodern American zeitgeist, burdened with an addiction to good weed and beautiful women and a love of classic blockbusters. The potential for entertainment is not fully exploited (which the even more daring sequel proves), but this film simply has a wonderfully distinctive character... 80% ()

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English First signals. I’m not at all surprised that Ted has such good reviews on Filmbooster. Whereas with most films (and I’m not speaking about art, but about proper mainstream) Czech fans are more critical than the critics (we know how to be more Papist than the Pope), when they are the target of a frontal attack to their instincts, with a lot of profanity, boozing, smoking and shagging, they are in their element because it’s a “politically incorrect comedy that doesn’t give a shit about anything or anyone” – they beat children and make fun of Twilight! Great, init? … Well, that’s not enough, I’m afraid, It should be a lot sharper. This is just a spineless softy wearing the coat of a badass. But to be fair, there are a couple of funny scenes and I almost laughed three times. 40 % ()

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English J.J. Abrams’ hard work on Super 8 was for naught. THIS is the true E.T. of the current young (pothead) generation. Some situations could have been exploited better, while some jokes fall flat and would’ve needed Kevin Smith’s writing to make them work. However, roughly an equal portion of the film is truly funny, original and bold, and what’s most important – Ted will really grow on you, which is the biggest success of a movie that doesn’t try to suck up to its audience. ()

Stanislaus 

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English Ted is a conventional American comedy with an unconventional main character in the form of a cuddly teddy bear who has no problem being crass with anyone he meets. It's a filthy, disgusting, sometimes quite funny, but very predictable and does not bring anything new for the table, which stands out only because of the fantasy line around the animated toy. The script was indeed peppery, and there were also all sorts of hints and cameos by various familiar faces. In short, for me personally, this was not the comedy of the year by any means, but I understand that many viewers were interested, amused and properly moved by this film ()

Malarkey 

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English I was looking forward to having some proper laughs. In reality, however, it wasn’t so great. I don’t know whether it was the movie that didn’t sit well with me, or its humor. I just watched the movie and the fact that everything except for Mila Kunis was unlikeable made me wonder when this comedy would end. It’s not completely bad, I did have a few laughs. But I guess I thought it would be more than just a few. ()

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