Born Into Shit

Tomas Vohnout is a 13-year-old kid who’s got a girlfriend named Madona. While on the date together, he spots his father through the plate-glass windows of a café sitting with a gay man. Tomas is worried that homosexuality may be hereditary. Madona convinces him to make love. The trial is a success, but his enthusiasm wanes when he finds out that Madona is pregnant. Mother Mrs. Vohnoutova, head of a small Christian choir, prevented Magdalena from committing suicide. Experiencing love for the first time, Magdalena transforms ‘’love the neighbor’’ into erotic love and seduces Mrs. Vohnoutova. Father Mr. Vohnout has got an assignment from Boss Hugo whose pregnant wife Valerie has been kidnapped. A cottage in the woods, seven kidnappers gunned down, and the hostage returned. The feeling of a job well down is marred only by the fact that Valerie wasn’t kidnapped at all – she wanted to go away with friends for the weekend but knew her husband wouldn’t let her. So she made up the kidnapping. (official distributor synopsis)