Screenplay:
Robert SiegelCinematography:
Maryse AlbertiCast:
Nick Chinlund, Greg Cipes, Steven Seagal, Jordan Lindsey Hamm, Ahmed Ahmed, Abigail Mavity, Paul Scheer, Marshall Manesh, Randy Oglesby, Cory McAbee (more)VOD (1)
Plots(1)
The Onion--that gold standard of pitch-perfect news parody publications--brings its distinctly absurd-yet-relevant brand of satire to a hitherto untapped medium: the feature film! When the Onion News Network asks lead anchorman Norm Archer (Lou Cariou) to compromise his journalistic integrity in the name of pleasing a new corporate sponsor, Archer doesn't respond too kindly. Armed with an irreverent sketch comedy-style approach to a loose narrative, THE ONION MOVIE takes aim at everything politics and society have to offer. (official distributor synopsis)
(more)Cast
![Nick Chinlund](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/273/273936_d9cda4.jpg)
Nick Chinlund
USA
Best movies:
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
Felon (2008)
Dinner in America (2020)
![Greg Cipes](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/273/273937_bd58d3.jpg)
Greg Cipes
USA
Best movies:
The Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down (2006)
Holes (2003)
Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans (2019)
![Steven Seagal](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/267/267801_7a6d95.jpg)
Steven Seagal
USA
Best movies:
Under Siege (1992)
Out for Justice (1991)
Machete (2010)
![Jordan Lindsey Hamm](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/277/277147_c78a3e.jpg)
Jordan Lindsey Hamm
Best movies:
Keith (2008)
The Onion Movie (2008)
Bad News Bears (2005)
Ahmed Ahmed
Egypt
Best movies:
Iron Man (2008)
Swingers (1996)
City of Life (2009)
![Abigail Mavity](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/160/733/160733559_a3ca56.jpg)
Abigail Mavity
USA
Best movies:
The Onion Movie (2008)
Drake & Josh (2004) (series)
Love Begins (2011) (TV movie)
![Paul Scheer](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/517/517896_cfff1b.jpg)
Paul Scheer
USA
Best movies:
The Disaster Artist (2017)
Long Shot (2019)
Popstar (2016)
![Marshall Manesh](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/279/279096_a050b6.jpg)
Marshall Manesh
Iran
Best movies:
The Big Lebowski (1998)
True Lies (1994)
Crossing Over (2009)
![Randy Oglesby](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/279/279247_32e82e.jpg)
Cory McAbee
USA
Best movies:
Stingray Sam (2009)
The American Astronaut (2001)
The Onion Movie (2008)
![Harry Shum Jr.](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/166/482/166482413_c3f8a8.jpg)
Harry Shum Jr.
Costa Rica
Best movies:
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
All My Life (2020)
The Onion Movie (2008)
![Meredith Baxter](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/165/233/165233445_0a0b20.jpg)
Meredith Baxter
USA
Best movies:
All the President's Men (1976)
Ben (1972)
Little Women (1978) (TV movie)
Hiro Koda
USA
Best movies:
The Collector (2009)
The Onion Movie (2008)
Full Contact (1993)
![Daniel Dae Kim](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/164/476/164476944_fff6cb.png)
Daniel Dae Kim
South Korea
Best movies:
Lost: The Final Journey (2010) (TV movie)
Crash (2004)
Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)
Erik Stolhanske
USA
Best movies:
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
The Onion Movie (2008)
![Len Cariou](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/402/402370_3d9794.jpg)
Len Cariou
Canada
Best movies:
Prisoners (2013)
When They See Us (2019) (series)
Spotlight (2015)
![Joel McHale](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/165/055/165055969_c5f1db.jpg)
Joel McHale
Italy
Best movies:
Lords of Dogtown (2005)
Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge (2020)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
![Tom Wright](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/328/328292_43e0c7.jpg)
Tom Wright
USA
Best movies:
Opération Pentagone (1998) (TV movie)
Matewan (1987)
Passion Fish (1992)
![Robert Hoffman](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/276/276792_1717b5.jpg)
Robert Hoffman
USA
Best movies:
Coach Carter (2005)
The Onion Movie (2008)
Burning Palms (2010)
![Orlando Seale](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/274/274183_95588b.jpg)
Orlando Seale
UK
Best movies:
Hamlet (1996)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story (2001) (TV movie)